No hinges to be found

"Trans lunar injection" just sounds like a regular saturday for trans girls

Australian kissing: it's like French kissing, but your tongue is rolled upside down

Hair in my face 7 dead 23 injured

you’re gonna be so fucking nice to yourself when i’m done with you

Honestly fucked up that naps make you feel worse. Like who came up with that

sure, love is cool, but have you ever heard a IVM9 chord?

it's called the trial of the fool, not the trial of the sensible individual who's engaged in healthy activities

how dare they have winter when I am on my steady diet of estrogen. girl cold

It's not paranoia if they're actually after you, and it's not hubris if you're actually better than everyone else

me when i almost fish an entire species to existence: i forgot about the shrimplications

She remember on my forgor until I pk;new

What about celibate hell?

Me to my masochist computer science girlfriend: "We should talk about how this scene went in the retrospective at the end of the sprint"

Ughhhhh why do I have to work I should be hanging out with tgirls

At the brutalism architectural design company straight up “conking it”. And by “it”, let’s just say. My crete