Hillary In The High Castle

I have returned.

#NationalWalkingDay FACT! Bathmophobiacs are people afraid of walking on stairs. They must clutch others for assistance with their tiny little hands in such situations.

A Kahn, a Khan and a Con

It’s been a busy week of news! Here’s a recap of where things stand in the world.

“Be vewy, vewy quiet - I’m in a secwet meeting with the Wussians!”

“Policy aside, it was a well-delivered speech.”

I’m boycotting Donald’s address to Congress tonight.  Instead, I’ll be watching this inspiring video on a continuous loop.

Question of the Day: Does Education Secretary Betsy DeVos look like Tootsie?

BREAKING: Lone survivor of last night’s “Sweden Incident” speaks out!

A recap of the Trump press conference for those who missed it

David Duke would hate it if people sent around this photo which compares him to Lady Elaine Fairchilde.

I’m hearing many people saying the Russians hacked the election against popular vote winner Hillary Clinton. We need to investigate to be sure Trump was the fair and proper winner.

Remember when Trump conned the Old Man from the Legend of Zelda and drove him into a cave-dwelling life of poverty?

If Ann Richards was around today, she’d probably say something like this...

Why is Hillary’s butler scowling at her? Good help is SO hard to find these days!

You don’t need to know German to know what Bild is talking about here.