very emotional and covered in cat hair

i just brought the worst pears I've ever had in my life. no taste whatsoever it's like eating moisturised styrofoam. Also i have been filled with a deep sense of longing that i can't shake off

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

"pillow princess are just greedy" they are so generous??? they let me make them cum? and i get to listen to their cute noises??? what are u talking about..

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

@librarycards

isn't that that Tolkien book