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♡ Nanago Week - “Single dad”

But every time you do, Reiner cries. Fear that you’d leave him spilling down his cheeks in salty tears as apologises tumble from his lips. Arms around your waist as he clings onto you, scared you’d vanish from his side. 

reiner, who meets you specially to walk you home if you finish work or class late at night. he brings your favourite snack - how did he know?- and wears a jacket over his hoodie just so he can offer it to you. reiner who ‘forgets’ to ask for the jacket back, because when you return it, freshly washed with a sheepish smile a few days later, laundry detergent never really smelled so good. he never forgets to say ‘sweet dreams’ when he drops you off at your apartment, though.

a/n: since the original did so well, here's a a part two! once again these are all jokes so please don't take em seriously. part 3 here!

cw!! nothing except for my shame

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

eren

spaces out thinking about how fucked up it is that they never caught the zodiac killer

armin

gets nervous and accidentally puts it in the wrong hole--twice

jean

laughs at the way his dick disappears into your pussy while he's fucking you because 'it's like it's playing peekaboo'

marco

gets a leg cramp right as you're about to cum

connie

pulls out in a hurry because he forgot that he had hot pockets in the microwave

floch

complains that your pussy isn't wet enough while doing absolutely nothing about it

levi

gets bored

erwin

you call him daddy and he just gives you a very concerned look

miche

stays deathly silent the entire time he hits it. you don't even know if he's breathing tbh

zeke

praises himself instead of you

reiner

you ask him to slap you and he does. way too fucking hard

bertholdt

apologises directly to your pussy before he starts to put it in

porco

starts complaining about reiner

colt

Once you've met someone, you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return.