formerly fearstrcct.

i’m not sure she knows my name, she introduced me as “the fuck toy”.

she flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in vegas and told our bartender his tie matched her panties… so yeah, i’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce!

how do i tell my boss i have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?

i can’t wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.

turns out naked yoga wasn’t a pickup line. i feel betrayed.

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”

grinding on my ninth grade teacher. dreams really do come true.

i can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. i would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.

i don’t wanna SLEEP with him, i want to start bar fights with him. there’s a difference.

he heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it.

if i don’t find a quality dick soon i’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband.

i’ll call you later. there’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door.

hot fire fighters installing my closet. don’t know how to go about this. gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens…

we made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. twice. i’m in love.

CHARLES MELTON