high anxiety

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

In front of brightly lit windows overflowing with lingerie I can’t stop myself from thinking about Marx.

A respect for Karl Marx is the one thing my lovers had in common. I allowed all of them, though to differing extents, to paw at the cotton dolls hidden in my body.

Marx Marx I’ll never forgive him.

t.s. eliot burnt norton