What nonsense has come out of our faces today

there can be multiple bad things in the world! giant leviathans who eat your children ritualistically (shitty, but very cool), billionaires (shitty and cringecore), and steve? minecraft (shitty, but valid)

it's always good to be prepared for viral jesus but virgin births luckily don't seem to be all the rage these days

A thousand dicks for you to suck

if I'm not making my obsession with the colour beige everyone else's problem then what is even the point. Of HTML.

What is a brain? I'm going to bite you

what is the human gastrointestinal tract if not the world's longest sillystraw

"Listen, if you don't want to be shoved in a fountain, don't tell someone to read homestuck"

-TV announcer voice- we here at Pokemon Dot Inc. are also PISS TERRIFIED of butterfree

That's a good idea, because I'm just glugging and pissing, all day every day, that's my life, baby.

I'm like Gordon Ramsey but for place

Look at this guy! He's belevolent, but there's something wrong with him

You're not a moe blob, you have a personality! You're mostly personality! Like 90%!

-Chuckses you into the ocean-

Not even Prilosec can save you now

I'm like the horse species of human genders

Don't speak to me or my son ever again, I don't care if he asks for knives