(I’m alive. I swear.)

BEHOLD. A light Dad.

<flees, because apparently I still owe that mofo a drink>

I am owned exactly 1 drink per Khadgar. 

Only if there is also a Turalyon to go with each Khadgar

I am, apparently, the only one.  And I am still waiting on those drinks. 

Well do you want them all at once, or a personal one from each Khadgar? There are logistics to think about!

No no, not all at once. I may be a Paladin, but even the amount of drinks I am owned at this point in time would surely give me liver poisoning if I drank them all in one sitting. 

And just how many Khadgars do you think there are in this pun?

Do I have lots of Daddies?

Oh I never really thought that was in question, dear.

I am deeply concerned.

(I’m alive. I swear.)

BEHOLD. A light Dad.

<flees, because apparently I still owe that mofo a drink>

I am owned exactly 1 drink per Khadgar. 

Only if there is also a Turalyon to go with each Khadgar

I am, apparently, the only one.  And I am still waiting on those drinks. 

Well do you want them all at once, or a personal one from each Khadgar? There are logistics to think about!

No no, not all at once. I may be a Paladin, but even the amount of drinks I am owned at this point in time would surely give me liver poisoning if I drank them all in one sitting. 

(I’m alive. I swear.)

BEHOLD. A light Dad.

<flees, because apparently I still owe that mofo a drink>

I am owned exactly 1 drink per Khadgar. 

Only if there is also a Turalyon to go with each Khadgar

I am, apparently, the only one.  And I am still waiting on those drinks. 

seems like a good day to ask once again for someone to write turalyon…

@high-exarch-turalyon 

(I wasn’t sleeping, I was just mapping the inside of my eyelids.)

Stormwind Has Been Diagnosed With Ohio

“Listen! I can explain!” ..... ................................. “No, actually, I can’t.”

(I’m alive. I swear.)

BEHOLD. A light Dad.

<flees, because apparently I still owe that mofo a drink>

I am owned exactly 1 drink per Khadgar. 

I am still waiting on those drinks. 

(I’m alive. I swear.)

BEHOLD. A light Dad.

<flees, because apparently I still owe that mofo a drink>

I am owned exactly 1 drink per Khadgar. 

Sami I WILL die for you

Turalyon blinks slowly, processing what Arator had just said.  “O-oh...is it. Is it morning? Already? I thought it was just very late at night.” He’s silent for a moment.  “It would seem as though I have stayed up all night.” He pauses again. “Yes, I think I will take a nap while you hunt. Wake me once you’ve returned and cooked your catch.”

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