laura

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones

shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed 

i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

its tuesday, ive had a glass of wine, and honestly Aurora Knew what the fuck she was doin when she pricked her finger on that spindle man. she was TIRED. she was fully done dude. She was 16 YEARS OLD!!!! if i had the chance to sleep for a hundred years when i was 16 you know id take my chances

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

The secret 11th and 12th commandments

we all make fun of Zuko for “that’s rough buddy” but like. how the fuck are you supposed to respond when someone just nonchalantly says “my girlfriend turned into the moon”

We were making fun of him? I thought we had all collectively decided it was a Mood

My brain on a loop

a nerf gun but with real bullets

a nerf sword with real bullets

a super soaker that shoots real water

where do i get my hands on fake water?