I'm in the trees.

Currently trying to get my boyfriend out of a depression. So uh here is the list of goals I have for him.

Open the curtains from when he wakes up to when he goes to sleep so that he gets lots of sunlight.

Drink a cup of water after he takes his morning meds.

My plan is to also meal prep breakfast and lunch for him so he eats good food. I will also be dragging him out of the house because he needs it.

(please feel free to use, just credit me and tag me)

An omega, who was pretending to be a beta, from an elite military team after being found out during a mission gone wrong. Despite being fully function member of the team, building close bonds with their teammates, and being one of their best soldiers: the team betrays them and blames the mission disaster on them (even though it wasn’t their fault). They take all the blame for their captains mistakes. They go from being a beloved teammate to being cut off and treated like a worthless and easily replaceable piece of shit. The omega is deemed feral and no longer gets treated like a human due to discrimination of omegas.

Fast forward a little bit:

Price receives this feral omega soldier. Price is now tasked with taming this supposedly combative omega, rehabilitating them, and make them a good soldier again. But Price quickly learns that all he has to do is respect their boundaries, treat them like a human being, and be kind. The “feral” omega doesn’t need to be tamed, they just need to be understood. Eventually, the omega is healed from their physical and mental trauma and is able to join Taskforce 141 as a fully functioning member and an excellent soldier. The omega is such a great soldier that their old team is astonished by the progress that they have made. And the omega gets that satisfying moment when they are like “No. I’m not going back to you guys”.

Angst, fluff/comfort/healing, very slowburn, eventual smut that is very gentle and not filthy. Maybe eventually a bit less vanilla and more rough. Or maybe just more passionate and less afraid? idk

But then the new recruit shows up. She is built like a fucking tank and has a terrifying pain tolerance that freaks them all out a little bit. They expected a more dainty and steryotypically feminine woman, but instead they got a butch lesbian who is unafraid to get her hands dirty. She will absolutely throw a badly misbehaving recruit across the room if she needs to. She doesn't play around.

Idea 1: omega in heat answering a door while reeking of pheromones because they have really bad heats and ran out of suppressors.

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Idea 2: Last minute while on a mission, tf141 needs to get into a civilians apartment because their balcony has the perfect angle for a sniper shot.

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omega in the absolute trenches of heat answering the door while reeking of pheromones to find tf141 in all their gear at their door. tf141 asks if they can borrow their balcony and omega tells them that they'll let tf141 in if they fuck them.

Because tf141 are in a rush, somebody agrees and hauls the omega off to their bedroom for a quickie while Ghost and the others set up the sniper shot. Ghost is a sniper, so he cannot be the one doing the quickie.

In addition, whomever had the quickie with the omega films it for blackmail purposes just in case. Also, whenever said member of tf141 is back in the city, he goes to see the omega for another round. Also, they would probably surveil the omega like crazy just to make sure that they don't snitch.

Me and my best friend are going to try battery acid spaghetti. What flavor of Monster should we get? I was thinking watermelon to go with the berry flavored Airheads Sour Xtremes strips. Also I think I’m going to add warheads.

But

If I’m going to do something stupid, I’m going to do it in a smart way.

I know that I can only hand one exspresso shot of caffeine which is about 64mg of caffeine. So I’m not going to eat the whole thing.

also I might soak the strip over night in the fridge too.