Take A Slice Out Of This Guide Book

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

heres a reference for counting if you ever need help : 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ok wait ill be right back im a squirrel and i need to go say hi to this violent dog really quick

did you know smores poptarts have all the nutrients needed to sustain the human body *stands up and Immediately

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

I truly believe we don't have much time left