The Original Mischief

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

i mean, as the last survivor has twelve counts of murder, in actuality the crime rate is 100%, so- how’s it going, thanos

tag yourself, then release yourself back into the wild, for scientific monitoring

people acting like diversity is inherently a political statement or sjw bullshit are so fucking stupid like… thats just how the world is. its almost like the real world is diverse and that its unnatural for media to not reflect this… like these people literally get mad about female protagonists, gay protagonists or protagonists of color bc its “political correctness gone too far” like idk how to explain to you that poc, lgbt people and women existing isnt political correctness its just life dude

the fact that ashton kutcher basically dropped his career as an actor to create an organization to help stop sex trafficking and has saved over 6,000 victims and has identified over 2,000 abusers is so fucking badass

SUPPORT THORN!!!!! www.wearethorn.org

i’m fucking dying “yeah that’s brenda”

I need a goat.

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better 

This is actually very important, so I’m gonna hit that reblog button again

Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

My husband said Russian men think it’s gay

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

I’m so despacito I’m literally going on omegle for friends

my phone autocorrected desperate to despacito I love this timeline

Reblog everytime..

I only wish his name/face was attached to this post too!

this was our pupper the first time we put his booties on him.

I love him

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.