Daily Dose Of: Questioning Your Sanity

humans arent real. sorry i dont make the rules

What do you mean you don't want to eat glass? Is glass not a normal craving?

if anybody needs me i’ll be in the woods looking for hozier

Can I come?

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I'm a graveyard gay

YOU WILL SOON BE EATEN UP BY A LARGE MONSTER. HAVE A NICE DAY.

Is it Moth Man? Because if its Moth Man I'm okay with it

Being gay isn’t natural, it’s supernatural. The witches, gremlins, and aliens made you queer, and frankly I think it’s very sexy

It explains so much

@ my best friend

I fear noise

If you didnt make "potions" as a child, were you even a child to begin with?

Some people just spawn as adults. Karens, for example

CONSENT is the most sexy thing

May your days be filled with peace and laughter, and may the creatures of the forest never find a taste for your blood.

But what if I want them to have a taste for my blood

i demand to grow a pair of large feathered black wings. immediately.

Why am I a mortal