personified brainrot

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

grwm to forgive myself

the faded, once-beloved tumblr diva ushers you into her projection room and has her gay butler put on a reel of hit posts from days of yore. “look at me” she says, clutching your arm a little too tightly with her sharp sharp nails and puffing on a gold cigarette holder, hoping the smoke will hide the tears brimming in her eyes “wasnt i beautiful”

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

words of affirmation. there's nothing wrong with me i choose to be like this every day for the bit

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

making cars without cd players is an evil act you're taking her pussy away..

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

everyone always asks "where did you get that information" and "why are you covered in blood" but nobody ever asks how was the time loop was the time loop fun it looked fun