House of Ghosts and Spirits

Welcome to the house! We here are a home for ghosts and spirits before they pass on to the realm beyond, so we have many odd stories to share!

My name is Lise (pronounced like least but without the t) and I am the haunted house's owner, and the house's owner too! Yes, they are different!

The house is actually the entire area surrounding the haunted house and contains many oddities, with the haunted house itself being where you can find most of them!

Anyone who wishes to visit can as there are a few people who stay here that can travel dimensions, or bring things between them! It takes a lot of energy from them though...

You will usually hear from me, as the house's owner I'm the most knowledgeable about going-ons and what-nots that happen here, though you might get responses from one of our many Volunteers, ghosts, or permanent residents like Sebastion.

I'll try to make sure everyone has their own tag so you can scroll through their posts!

Don't people understand curses are dangerous?

How do you remove what I can only describe as an unholy concoction of ketchup, flour, water, and absurd amounts of chocolate powder with a touch of another ghost which got jammed in the whisk while mixing, by the way?

Aren't these kinds of things only meant to happen in cartoons? I'll admit, it was funny...

You see a man with brown hair and some pretty basic looking clothes on who seems to be stressed about something.

There is also another figure, obscured by the wall, only making xyr presence known through speech and the occasional pink fluff.

T: Where is my phone? First my gameboy and now... UGH!

He has an accent which shares traits from English, though it's not exact.

E: Have you checked beneath the "zofa"?

An offscreen voice said. Xyr accent could only be described as autotuned with odd intonation like some words were hard to say for xem.

T: No...

Tommy left the room for a few seconds before returning in silence, lacking a phone.

E: Did you find it?

T: No! It wasn't there!

E: You don't need to uze your phone to zend thingz between dimenzionz right?

T: It's...

Tommy paused.

T: It's polite to send a message telling them that it's been sent, okay?

There was silence for a second before the offscreen figure spoke again.

E: I... zuppoze that makez zense.

Tommy paced around, irritated, before noticing the camera.

T: Hey! Damn ghost, get over here!

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Hehehehe, look what we got! It's so funny seeing his anger...

I can zee why early animozity iz prezent. Do not call me an "alien" again, it iz not a nize term.