incorrect star wars quotes @heyya-leia - Tumblr Blog

Luke: I’ve only had R2D2 for a day and a half. But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in the room and then myself.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Poe: We need to spice the base up for the holidays. Here's a fun christmas idea: mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is underneath it

Leia: we are not doing that

Poe: Mistlefoe!!

Leia: Finn and Poe, we need to talk about your professionalism

Poe and Finn: *sweaty from racing down the halls of the base at top speed* Those are some mighty brave words from someone that just lost a heely race

Hey guys-sorry I’ve been so inactive- I’m gonna have a lot more time for this blog when I’m on break so I plan on posting a lot more then. Until then just remember I’m always open to new suggestions for posts, along with any questions/complaints/concerns you wanna ask :)

Hux: Kylo, we need to have a chat about your professionalism.

Kylo: *standing on a table* Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Kylo: On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 because I'm the 1 you need

Rey: What ? I'm definitely a 10.

Kylo: No it's just a pick up li-

Rey: I'm a 10

Poe: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Rey: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Poe: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Rey: But I heard a siren.

Poe: That was Finn screaming.

Finn: I'M sOrrY I DOn'T LiKe BloOd

Han: And once again, Han and Leia save the day.

Luke: You didn’t do anything, it was all Leia.

Han: We’re a package deal, everyone knows that.

Rey: why is there blood everywhere?

Kylo: I may have aggressively poked a stormtrooper with my lightsaber

Rey: YOU STABBED SOMEONE????

Kylo: no, I aggressively poked someone with my lightsaber.

Finn: so I'm just gonna eat breakfast and then-

Rey: are those gummy bears rolled up in a fruit roll up?

Finn: Breakfast burrito but yeah

#source: brooklyn nine nine #star wars #i have this headcanon that finn is always super hungry dont @me #finnrey #finn×rey #source:b99 #star wars incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes #star wars tfa #star wars tlj #tfa #tlj #the force awakens #the last jedi #sw #sw tfa #sw posts #sw tlj

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

stormpilotweek

We are now accepting submissions for theme ideas!

For the next three days (until July 26th), we want to hear your ideas for the themes and prompts for each day of this summer’s Stormpilot Week! Just send us an ask, and then we’ll gather up all of the ideas and have a round of voting to pick out your favourites. Once the votes are counted, we’ll announce the themes, and then it’s up to you guys to start preparing your content!

To give you an idea, here are the themes we ran for the last Stormpilot Week:

Day 1: Matchmaker BB-8 OR Poster Boys of the Resistance

Day 2: Fake Married/Fake Dating OR Alternative Meeting

Day 3: Hurt/Comfort OR Everyday Life

Day 4: Soulmate AU OR Role Reversal

Day 5: Deleted Scenes from The Last Jedi

Day 6: Any AU

Day 7: Fanwork Appreciation Day

You can also check out the themes for our first Stormpilot Week here if you want some extra inspiration. We will be repeating the Any AU day and Fanwork Appreciation Day, and if you see another prompt up there that you like then let us know! We will accept submissions for prompts we’ve done before, but we’d also love to see some new ideas too!

Please send in any ideas you come up with, or any questions you have. Our mods are eager to see what you come up with! :)

heyya-leia

Hey y'all Stormpilot week is coming up (August 26) so if you ship stormpilot you should definitely check out thier blog (@stormpilotweek ). Unfortunately Voting for the weeks themes are closed Voting for the themes is still open so do that while you can. The themes will be announced on sunday!

#star wars #stormpilot #stormpilotweek #august 26 #this looks really fun #finn × poe #finnpoe

Kylo: I'd Date you

Rey: what?

Kylo: I said I HATE you

Poe: 😏😉😏Are you from France? Cause Ma-DAMN 😏😉😏

#incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #poe dameron #finnpoe #damerey #stormpilot #finnxpoe #reyxpoe #star wars #sw tfa #sw tlj #the last jedi #the force awakens #star wars tfa #star wars tlj #cute #pickup lines #awww #poe would be the BEST at pickup lines

Poe: as your best friend-

Finn: Rey is my best friend

Poe: ....

Poe: as your best friend....

#source: how i met your mother #source: himym #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #rey #finn #poe dameron #finnpoe #finnrey #stormpilot #star wars #the last jedi #the force awakens #sw tlj #sw tfa #star wars tlj #star wars tfa

Kylo: can you tuck me in?

Rey: You handed me a shovel?

Kylo: Yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks.

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #reylo #reylo fam #rey x kylo ren #kylo ren #ben solo #star wars #star wars tfa #star wars tlj #sw tfa #sw tlj #sw posts

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Hux: Are you a practicing homosexual?

Poe: I don't need to practice, I'm very good at it

#source: soap #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #poe dameron #poe damn son #general hux #armitage hux #finnpoe #stormpilot #finn × poe #star wars #sw tfa #sw tlj

Hux: can't you just tell Rey how you feel?

Kylo: Nope. I'm going to wait until the last possible minute, get in the last word, and then die immediately.

Hux: That's your plan for dealing with this?

Kylo: That's my plan for dealing with everything.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #incorrect quotes #incorrect sw quotes #reylo incorrect quotes #reylo #reylo fam #kylo ren #ben solo #supreme leader kylo ren #armitage hux #general hux #lmao this would totally happen #boy talk #Star Wars The Force Awakens #star wars the last jedi #star wars tfa #star wars tlj #star wars

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

incorrect star wars quotes