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Happy new year from my new bathroom! May you have the greatest! Here to folks learning their love languages and attachment styles and using that information to cultivate happy and healthy relationships! Here’s to people using their turn signals properly and merging seamlessly! May you always have a lighter when you need it! Here’s to grown men learning how to properly wipe their ass! Here’s to upper management treating their employees with compassion and respect - whether it’s a Fortune 500 company or a small mom and pop shop! Here’s to people tipping generously! Here’s to people taking the time to train their dogs (no matter how big or small) and to owners picking up their dogs poop in public spaces! And here’s to me letting shit go when the aforementioned doesn’t manifest!!! WHAT A RIDE IT’S BEEN! GIDDYUP!!! (at Cincinnati) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm7ouP0sH6a/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

She’s a good boy. 🍤 https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPvDVPtcjw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

« You're going to throw me out one day, he said, caressing the side of my arm. The breeze was gorgeous. I was in the prime of my life in that orange and blue place. The coconut grove down the road. Oh, no, I said. Not one day. I'm going to do it very, very gradually. » Je. Sus. Christ. As I neared the end of this novel I had to pause and take a deep breath between every chapter. It’s certainly not for everyone - suicide, pregnancy loss, multiple counts of sexual assault, infidelity - graphic descriptions of the aforementioned, and more. But wowowowow. Multiple people recommended this book to me, so THANK YOU and PLEASE, MORE. https://www.instagram.com/p/ClMHwmfupij/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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« I will not deny that I have lions in me. I am the monster in the wood. I have wonders in my house of sugar. I have parts of myself I do not yet understand. » VALENTE. (photo by @stillthebody)

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