Hey Nerd Hey!

i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED 

I don’t know if this person can do job they have flower on arm and I am worry

FUCK!!!!!!

Woah!!!

I’m a fucking super hero! Yeah!!

This is an idea. I’m a fan :)

I like this superpower concept. This is… powerful.

heres to my size 3-8 girls. heres to my slightly squishy ladies who, whenever they have shown the slightest discomfort in their bodies, have been shut down immediately because “i would kill to have a body like yours!!!!!” “shut the fuck up youre so skinny wtf” “youre not gonna get all gross and anorexic are you?”

heres to my girls with skinny arms but a chubby belly. heres to my girls with a double chin but impossible waistline. heres to my girls with thick thighs and a flat butt. heres to my girls with disproportionate bodies. heres to my girls who were never “skinny enough,” or “big enough.” heres to you. youre fucking flawless.

I once dated a writer and

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble freckles on boy body hair on boy spooning with boys when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute boys in the abstract boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

This was the best plot twist in history.

I tend to imagine Priapus.

dear lord

DEAR LORD