@leakthompson

I’m a gentleman, Chivalry is what I do. I’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I’ll even go down first. However, when it comes to Mario Kart, I draw the line. I’m sorry, but I just can’t let you beat me at Mario Kart. 

And they say chivalry is dead! Ha! Nothing like some good, friendly competition.

I didn’t know you were married. But hey, that’s pretty cool that they get to experience both.

Yes! My husband and I have been married since 1989. Met in 1987, been such a long time. It definitely is great to experience both. I love holidays so all the more celebrations is thrilling! 

So off-putting! Every time I come across someone like that I make it vocally known that they smell like a baby prostitute. 

This is the realest shit I have ever heard. I wanna know who came up with that term too! And of course, smash their funny bone into something. Make ‘em see how funny it is. Maybe not for them but for me, it definitely will be. Damn, Hunnam, you’re bringing out some feistiness in me. 

Do you ever get that feeling where you want to cuddle up with someone under a blanket in front of the fire, drinking hot chocolate and just getting lost in each other company. What an amazing christmas it would be. I think i watch too many movies! 

Ah, one could dream. This does sound absolutely perfect whether Christmas or not. 

As if Monday’s didn’t suck enough, all this court stuff makes it fucking suck even more. I know it honestly sounds so ridiculous and I wish it was over and done with because it’s exhausting and irritating, but looks like I’ll be heading to Australia soon enough to try and clear my name from all these charges of smuggling my dogs into Australia and facing up to ten years in jail.. or else my life is going to turn into a real life Orange is the New Black.

What in the world!? So, you’re telling me that you tried bringing your dogs with you into Australia and there’s some laws about that? Yikes. Good to know for future reference. How bizarre!