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Pat. Patty. Cummo. Mr. Patrick James Cummins, world cup winning captain. Genuinely, what the helly nelly is this? What would possess you to even have the delusional thought of strutting around the beach in your son's swimwear (I kid you not he stole it from his son's collection). You could've worn swim trunks but nope. You settled on watermelon swim underwear😭😭😭😭

the thing about men's sports is that eventually they will start putting on displays of homosexuality so depraved you couldn't even find it in porn. and it's essential to their game

A MAN AND A WOMAN MIGHT BE ABLE TO BE JUST FRIENDS BUT A MAN AND A MAN CAN NEVER BE "JUST FRIENDS"!!!

ishan the only one of the three who can pull off a beard ffs can these punjabi twinks get it together and gp back to their chikna ways im so done w them seriously

GET THAT MAN SOME HAPPINESS ASAP OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK??? SHAVE. IT. OFF. IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT SHUBMAN HAS A BEARD AND LOOKS SLEEP DEPRIVED BUT ABHISHEK??? HIS WHOLE PERSONA IS BEING A CUITE PIE CHIKNA PUNJABI BOI AND NOW HE'S DOING A BEARD???

Ykw, I take my words back, Shubman actually looks bomb in his beard, like a tired, rugged, sleep deprived captain/single dad. It's really hot. BUT NO BEARD FOR ABHISHEK!!

nah bruh you will never get me on the beard!shubman agenda. that man is running away from his god given right to be the ultimate twink and it's honestly such a shame that he feels the need to grow a beard to look more "masculine" but anyway. abhishek in a beard is just an economic depression indicator ffs.

Listen, I will NOT be surprised if the whole reason Shubman started to grow a beard was because he got influenced by Ishan and then Abhishek saw his two best friends growing beards without them and that twink really thought that "Hmm, let me join them both and enter the beard club to be closer to them" or something but CLEARLY no one is giving him entrance (he should NOT be taken in). Also, Ishan is like, the man of the group, Abhishek is the boy/twink, and Shubman is the twink going to become man.

Abhiman being one sided makes it more fun to me

Ishman might be all shits and giggles and fireworks and butterflies and Ishq Wala love, but Abhiman is what could've been had Abhishek and Shubman been together for a moment longer. Maybe Shubman would've grown apart from him either way, but I wonder if Abhishek stays up late at night, wondering where it all started to fade away.

This is kinda. . .disrespectful?

is it slightly problematic? oh for SURE. but honestly i didn't think it was particularly disrespectful to anyone? i thought it was rather refreshing seeing a cricketer actually openly talking about these things rather than the cookie-cutter PR trained robots most of them have become these days but again that just might be my bias ofc.

AHH RIGHT. PROBLEMATIC. That's the word, I didn't have the word. My bad twin, don't get me wrong, he's genuinely one of the funniest cricketers out there, I didn't really wanna say disrespectful, but I didn't have any other word.

This is kinda. . .disrespectful?

ishan the only one of the three who can pull off a beard ffs can these punjabi twinks get it together and gp back to their chikna ways im so done w them seriously

GET THAT MAN SOME HAPPINESS ASAP OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK??? SHAVE. IT. OFF. IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT SHUBMAN HAS A BEARD AND LOOKS SLEEP DEPRIVED BUT ABHISHEK??? HIS WHOLE PERSONA IS BEING A CUITE PIE CHIKNA PUNJABI BOI AND NOW HE'S DOING A BEARD???

Ykw, I take my words back, Shubman actually looks bomb in his beard, like a tired, rugged, sleep deprived captain/single dad. It's really hot. BUT NO BEARD FOR ABHISHEK!!

ishan the only one of the three who can pull off a beard ffs can these punjabi twinks get it together and gp back to their chikna ways im so done w them seriously

GET THAT MAN SOME HAPPINESS ASAP OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK??? SHAVE. IT. OFF. IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT SHUBMAN HAS A BEARD AND LOOKS SLEEP DEPRIVED BUT ABHISHEK??? HIS WHOLE PERSONA IS BEING A CUITE PIE CHIKNA PUNJABI BOI AND NOW HE'S DOING A BEARD???