Art and random stuff

sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!

michael: not bc ur not physically attractive….. u look like my dad…. who looks like me…… i look fucking great…..

I hate when someone with the same zodiac as me doesnt click or get along with me. It’s like what a traitor… what’s your moon and rising sign bitch

drake & josh

My crush and I would make the cutest nerd couple like honestly why arent we dating yet like wow W O W

me legitimately anytime i have a crush on someone for more than 3 days: i think im in love…honestly,,,,,we could get married,,,adopt 5 cats together like ive never felt like this before we’re probs soulmates

why just 5 cats why not 50, smh, such a lightweight

I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla or some shit. If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence.

“If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence” is possibly the greatest sentence i’ve read so far this year

There’s so much wrong here

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

and they were tombmates…

oh my god they were tombmates…