hey check this out

everyone loves my "esoteric" and "inscrutable" video games

i might have autism

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wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this, but shaking my head the whole time to more thoroughly tear my loved ones' flesh.