I Wish You Would

I really just don’t understand how anyone could be comfortable in an airplane. Like, how do you trust a giant metal thing to safely coast through midair? It just doesn’t make any sense. Plus the screaming kids, horrible food, and stuffy air. It’s awful.

I guess if you just don’t think about it? I never mind planes, in general. It’s just the being stuck on them for hours at a time and not being able to move. I can’t deal with that. I have to get up at least twenty times to stretch so I don’t feel so confined.

After a week’s worth of non-stop drinking, I’m finally feeling it. Send help. It’ll have to be shipped expedited freight as I’m now in Bulgaria.

You spent an entire week drinking and you can still actually function like a semi-normal human being? I applaud you. I’d be in bed, hating myself, and nursing the worst hangover in history. Why are you in Bulgaria?

Not my fault. You’re the one who never invites me out to do anything.

Oh, maybe we could go for time machines too? That’d help with the whole time going too fast thing. It’s fucking nuts, I’m telling you. Which nerds to we need to sweet talk to make this happen?! There has to be someone.

I mean, we might as well, if we’re going for hover boards. Robots, too. Like, the ones that will clean your house and make food for you and everything. That’d be fantastic. I don’t know, but we need to find them! Like pronto. 

Alright, I’ll give you that. I expect better from you Chando, go listen and let me know what you think. Ha.

I love with every fiber of my being. At least where music’s concerned. I did. I went and listened to it and I love it, it’s really good. How do I never come across these things?

You know, we’re almost halfway through 2015 (what the shit, right? Time goes too fucking fast), and we still don’t have hoverboards. In January, everybody was telling me to have patience, but seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the shit, it’s almost like Back to the Future is entirely fictional. I demand a damn hoverboard.

Damn, really? That has gone by way too fast. No thank you, lets turn back time a little bit. I have to agree, though, like c’mon. We have crazy impressive technology, now. Put it to some good fucking use and get some hoverboards out to the public. It’s only fair, it’s the right thing to do.

Ah, it was amazing. You should’ve been there. It’s just a bunch of editing. Which is sometimes worse than filming.

I wish I would’ve! I honestly didn’t even know it was going on. I went one year with Frankie to watch Ariana and it was incredible. It looks like it, honestly. I can’t imagine the constant work you guys are having to do.

Well– Let’s just say she didn’t care enough about her children to give up her habits and ended up dragging us down with her. 

Oh, wow. I’m really sorry to hear that.

I agree, I think they’re showing that it’s okay but it’s really a huge problem

It is. It’s a sad reality that so many people are ending up with unwanted pregnancies, just because they don’t know how to use protection.

I bet your mom is the best in the world too.

What happened with your mom.. if you don’t mind me asking.

Sometimes I feel really bad for the babies on Underage and Pregnant, this poor child’s mom just really doesn’t care about him or his feelings.

Those kinds of shows are the worst. I have to admit, I’m guilty of watching some of them.. but, they basically just encourage girls that it’s okay to be a teen mom. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with being a teen mom, some of the girls that get pregnant in their teens turn out to be absolutely amazing mothers.. but, if you know you’re not ready for that, you shouldn’t be having unprotected sex. Simple as that.

Do you ever just have a song stuck in your head for hours or even days on end for no apparent reason after its release? Yeah, that’s me right now.

Dude, I have songs stuck in my head for like a year after it comes out. I will play that damn thing on repeat until everyone around me hates me. What song are you listening to?

After a crazy night at Wango Tango, a raging after-party, and a killer drunken stupor, I can honestly say that this hangover isn’t doing it for me right now. Uploading a new video has never been more difficult.

Wango Tango looked like it was so much fun! Though, hangovers never are. Do you have to film, as well, or is it more just editing?