side blog because I need to spam about Wednesday

Wednesday: Okay. 

Enid: You go first. 

Wednesday: Um, what’s your favorite color?

Wednesday: I like that. I usually go with “Make people cry, make people cry”. Or “Murder your enemies, murder your enemies”. But I like yours, too.

Wednesday: I just miss her whenever she's not around, think about her all the time, imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and kissing, getting married and then growing old together.

Wednesday: Heck.

Weems: You are on thin fucking ice.

Wednesday: Wait, what? Why?

Yoko: For stealing Enid’s heart.

Enid: Did you just hit on Wednesday for me?

Thing: Blonde, blue eyes, ray of sunshine, oblivious, good sense of humor, K-pop fan, werewolf.

Enid: Sounds kind of like me! Too bad she only sees me as a friend...

Thing: Did I mention oblivious?

Enid: Yeah, why?

Morticia: Go for it.

Weems: You know, back in the day, all those times I had nightmares and you let me snuggle with you in bed? Well, sometimes those nightmares weren’t that bad... sometimes they were just an excuse to sleep next to you...

Morticia: That’s terrible.

Weems: I’m sorry-

Wednesday: I'm at the discount store. Do you want something?

Enid: Yes!! Worm on a string!

Wednesday: What?

Enid:

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Why do you love me, Enid?

Enid: *pulls out a 200-slide-presentation*

Thing: Try being mysterious.

*later*

Enid: So where are we going?

Wednesday: That’s my lap.

Wednesday: That’s racist.

Weems: And then you get your laundry det- Where’s your laundry detergent?

Enid: Right here!

Weems: Okay... Wait, this is bubble bath. Have you been washing your clothes in bubble bath all this time?!

Enid: Yeah. Bubble bath, laundry detergent, soap. It's all the same!

Weems: No, it’s not!

Wednesday: Well, Enid really likes bubble bath. So you back off and leave her alone.