The night of a thousand selfies. (Me and this bong are so cute together it's unreal.)

Christmas sunset over Detroit and Windsor. (at Belle Isle Park)

Remember Nice Nancy and her absolutely delightful fabric scissors? Well, here's the scathing end to her "rant" about Christmas creep. Some people are precious sweethearts who need to be protected.

I have an old college friend who is just genuinely an upbeat, positive person in a way I cannot be without the influence of anesthesia. 

Tiny mitten feet.

My relationship with pink eyeshadow is deep and it's real, people. Deep and real.

Kill me.

GPOY