Light reflects from your shadow

*organizes life at 3am*

not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil

“is that ur bf??? ;)” “haha well….. .that’s very sweet but bigfoot doesn’t belong to any of us, u know,”

you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here

our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me

i can be obsessed with romance and also be totally fine on my own it’s called having depth and dimension and being in denial

A plot twist!!!

Transcript: “Hey, Cookie. You gotta share, buddy. [beat] Cookie, noooo! [laughing]”

Social distancing but still hanging out with your friends