lighthoused

i got bit by an imp magician and i think i’m going to become one. 

superheroes this! supervillains that! what about just being... super, huh?

daily reminder that FUCK WHAT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE SAID.

now i am sure you, my adoring fans, have been wondering where i, the great sorcerer (in training) soleil has been up to. and i just want to keep you all updated. i have been using my magic for nothing but the most benevolent of acts. why the other day, i caused someone’s armpit smell to disappear. i know, i know. i’m a real saint. please, no applause necessary. i’m just like the rest of you, putting one leg in my pants at a time.

all of you stop doing what it is you’re doing and pay attention to ME! i’m HERE! i’m ONLINE! 

WAKE UP AMERICA!

i love eva. that is all.

m.mag.magic.

when i get a boyfriend and am in a loving relationship where we heal together and support each other, it’s over for all these villains.

i thought the deepweb was just going past page 2 on google search.

forget about magic or guns or anything like that. anyone into swordplay? hmu.

who will win in a fight: highly-trained villains in spandex who try to bring about anarchy and disorder daily in the pursuit of their agenda and goals or a depressed 20 year old who’s in the negatives on their debit card again.