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I only care about what I need.
I'm a little s e l f i s h like that.
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I don't really care about what you need,
I only care about what I need.
I'm a little s e l f i s h like that.

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I’m not getting rid of Silas but I am moving him. I’m going to delete my old archive blog and make this one the archive blog and make a new blog. I just need fresh tags and dash and everything. So yeah. Just a PSA.
Slipping a loose piece of paper in between the pages of her text book to mark her place, she tossed the textbook on the ground, before snuggling closer to Silas. Cupping his face in her hand, she leaned over and kissed him softly. “You know that isn’t even possible.” The little moments like this were the moments that made everything worth fighting for. She nodded her head and yawned lightly. “How about I take a study break and we go do something crazy and fun. I’ve kept you locked up trying to prepare for finals. Now I want to get out and show you off.”
Silas watched as she set the book aside, a content sound coming from his chest as she settled into him. He kissed her back easily, the action so natural and simple but so important and special. “Oh, it is,” he retorted and kissed her nose. “I think a study break is a great idea,” he added and grinned at her. “What do you wanna do?”
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It had been about two months since Elena had the courage to finally leave Stefan. Looking back at everything, she couldn’t understand why she had stayed with him as long as she did in the first place. The only real reason she had was the dark insecurites of loneliness that she kept buried inside. With all the loss the entire town had to endure, there was this unyielding feeling that she didn’t deserve happiness. The truth is that if it hadn’t been for Silas helping her get revenge, she probably still would have been caught in Stefan’s web of deceit. She was sitting on the bed in one of Silas’ tshirts reading up on one of her classes, when she looked over at him and smiled. “Just in case you forgot in like the last five minutes, I love you.”
Silas never thought he’d be with one of Amara’s doppelgangers. He never thought he’d have screwed over one of his doppelgangers. He never thought he’d be happy without a threat to it. And sitting in bed, arm wrapped around Elena, he’d never been happier. She was so amazing to him and they were so good together. He realized now that all the events in his life lead to her. “I love you more,” he replied and kissed her cheek.
hello friends and followers
this is just a little thing from me to y’all - something to say THANK YOU for sticking around, for sending me lovely, thoughtful, kind messages. for using my themes or rebloging or liking posts – each and every one of you make this little theme maker feel super warm snuggly inside ( like i’ve just eaten a hamster - what?). really though - every like, every reblog, every message is so very much appreciated :3
- so here’s a lil giveaway thing - one person will receive a NEW CUSTOM THEME, fully coded ( from scratch ) by moi, with any fancy pants shizz i can throw in there for you ( container, or full screen, hover type things, updates tabs, popups and stuff if you want ‘em ). said jazzy ass theme will come complete with graphics PLUS PROMO GRAPHIC and A SET OF MATCHING ICONS ( probably a ton, depending on what resources i can find… O_O )
-my public themes ( with previews )- –custom theme examples are here ( with previews ) - –icons are all here -
just… have a poke around - see what you like :3
the small print; to enter the giveaway, please reblog ( likes won’t count ) - closes on Fri 29th April 2016! open to followers only ( as this is a thank you to you guys! ) - new followers are welcome. i will contact the winner ( generated by x ) after closing and message you for your preferences!
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bc im fucking adorable obviously
SILASSSSSSSSSSSSSS love me
Why
au’s I want loosely based on rom-coms:
two night stand: after a one night stand, the next morning isn’t pretty. muse A and muse B turn out to hate each other on the way out the door, but just as muse B attempts to leave in a huff, a blizzard has trapped them inside. no power, little food, and no way home, both muses are stuck with each other for another night.
ruby sparks: muse A, a blocked writer, has a dream of muse B, begins writing and quickly becomes infatuated with their new character. but everything gets flipped when one day muse B shows up in muse A’s apartment, real and alive with the memories and life they’ve been written. muse A must choose between living with the person they created, or making a few extra changes.
in your eyes: muse A and muse B are on opposite sides of the country, but have always had an inexplicable mental bond. the older they get, the more they experience each other’s lives (touch, sight, smell, sound), and soon are able to speak to each other.
before sunrise: muse A is on a train home from a long vacation and muse B is heading back to school. they meet on their journey and sparks fly, despite being from other sides of the world. at their stop, muse A begs muse B to get off with them and spend the night wandering the city together until sunrise, when muse A must depart.
comet: muse A, a narcissistic pessimist, and muse B, a messed up romantic, meet randomly while muse B is on a terrible date. muse A is immediately taken by them, though they disagree strongly about love, and offers them a sort of bet: they should date each other, and see who’s right about “love”.
50 first dates: muse A and muse B meet and immediately hit it off. but the next day when muse B goes back to run into them again, muse A has forgotten about them all together. after learning that muse A suffers from short term memory loss, they make the commitment to make them fall in love all over again everyday.
you’ve got mail: muse A owns a quaint small business that’s going under, and muse B runs the faceless corporation that’s taking over. both unlucky in love they take up online dating, and end up electronic pen pals with an undeniable connection. while in real life they’re enemies, online they seem to be soulmates, unaware of who exactly is on the other side of the screen.
life as we know it: after the death of their mutual friends, muse A and muse B are left with custody of their friends’ baby. the downside? they hate each other. the catch? neither of them want to ignore the wishes of their departed friends, so they agree to try and raise the baby together despite their issues.
the bounty hunter: muse A and muse B have a romantic but rocky history. their break up didn’t end well. years later, muse A - a bounty hunter - is given a new assignment: muse B has skipped court. they happily take the job and track muse B down - but they’re not going in without a fight.
just like heaven: after being in a terrible accident, muse A’s apartment is put up for rent (belongings and all) and muse B - an out of work loner - takes the place. but it’s all too good to be true, because muse A is a ghost who doesn’t remember what happened to them, doesn’t realize they’re a ghost, and does not appreciate a stranger living in their apartment. muse B tries everything (exorcism, cleansing, rituals) to get rid of the stubborn ghost, but muse A doesn’t budge. luckily (or unluckily) for them, they’re not really dead, but they’re in a coma in the hospital on the other side of town.
austenland: muse A, despite being an adult, never outgrew their teenaged obsession with everything jane austen. they spend all their savings on a trip to “austenland” - a full real life jane austen experience, where they’re given board, dress, and a make believe love interest fit for any austen novel for the weekend. muse B, who has been paid to play the role of mr/mrs. darcy for the event, begins is developing very real feelings for muse A.
lmfao loser
too true
friendship to romance tropes i can’t get enough of
holy shit i just realized i’ve liked you for the past 8274 years and i really wish i didn’t but i dO and everyone somehow knows about it except for you oh my god why is this happening to me
hey you’ve had a rough day so let’s get in our PJs and watch a cute movie together and cuddle bUT IT’S TOTALLY PLATONIC ALRIGHT
we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf
we’re best friends and i’ve been in love with you for forever but i’m 3000% sure you just see me as a friend except why is this sexual tension happening rn
i will die protecting you. no question about it. i care for you more than anyone else in the universe and even though i act like you’re a pain in the ass i love you so much. you dweeb.
neither of us have kissed anyone before and what the hell may as well just get it out of the way. except hahah ha ha h a now i can’t stop thinking of ur lips why did i think this was a good idea ha ha ahah
we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?
MY PARENTS WON’T GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT GETTING A SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND THEY’RE HAVING A GET-TOGETHER IN A FEW DAYS PLS PRETEND TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I’M HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU BUT IT SURE IS A NICE BONUS

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do you ever feel someone getting bored of you and you’re like fuck
Send me a 💋 if you ship our muses romantically, 🏩 if sexually, or 🍵 if platonically
make my muse uncomfortable:
Send me a symbol, and my muse will answer with the name and URL of another muse here on Tumblr:
☆- Who would you most like to punch in the face? ☂- Who would you most like to get stuck in the rain with? ❖- Who would you most like to send to jail? ✌- Who would you most like to go to jail with? ☭- Who would you most like to be a permanent roommate of? ♘- Who’s children would you most like to have? ♠- Who would you most like to make out with? ♖- Who would you most like to make love to? ♛- Who would you most like to fuck? ⚉- Who would you most like to get married to? ♦- Who would you most like to go on a two month roadtrip with? ♗- Who’s the sexiest person you know? ♝- Who’s the most intelligent person you know? ♤- Who has the best butt out of everyone you know?
How to rp with me
Step one: Look for a meme I reblogged.
Step two: Go to my ask.
Step three: Send it to me.
Or you can also do this:
Step one: Open the IM thing.
Step two: Yell HEY YOU ASSHOLE at me
Step three: Plot.

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Drunk sentence starters.
“See, I’m not too drunk, I can still take my clothes off.” “I lost my pants - but I found myself.” “I feel like a pickle torpedo… In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.” “I’m not a violent guy. If there was a ghost up there at that stop sign I would just let him pass. Even if it wasn’t his turn I still wouldn’t punch him.” “IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!” “Look at all this snow, imagine if it was sand, but still cold, no wait, warm snow. I like the beach.” “I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!” “Let’s see what’s in this cabinet! What the fuck is in this cabinet?! There’s nothing interesting in this cabinet! I’m going to slam this cabinet shut now! Let’s move on to the next cabinet.” “If I had 47 dragons, I’d give you one but only one.” “Suck my dick, I’m a pterodactyl!” “German people are quiet, then BOOM! They take over Poland for no good reason!” “I’m not David Hasselhoff!” “Please don’t think bad about me, ‘cause I’m drunk. I’ll be a good wife, I know where to buy good tomatoes and cucumbers!” “I think that rock is judging me. FUCK YOU YOU WHORE ROCK.” “Don’t worry, when I’m in charge you can still be deputy of fire truck planet.” “Fuck this pizza.”
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Four Word . Prompts
“Please, come with me.”
“You’re always number one.”
“I can’t do this.”
“Just kiss me already.”
“I won’t let you.”
“Maybe I’m just crazy.”
“I’m not even sorry.”
“Honestly, just stop it.”
“I believe in you.”
“Don’t be an ass.”
“Who were you with?”
“Please talk to me.”
“I can’t trust you.”
“I need you, though.”
“Don’t be fucking rude.”
“Is that my shirt?”
“So, it was you.”
“I need to go.”
“Just stay with me.”
“You can trust me.”
“Alright, I love you.”
“I’m sorry, but no.”
“Will you help me?”
“You’re a terrible cook.”
“Can you shut up!?”
“You love me, right?”
“I really need you.”
“I don’t love you.”
“You don’t want me.”
“Let me help you.”
“You’re such a bitch.”
“You think you’re funny?”
“Hey, I said stop!”
“Will you marry me?”
“Wanna go out sometime?”
“I don’t want this.”
“You always this quiet?”
“Are you fucking insane!?”
“I don’t want you.”
“I’m not wearing that.”
“Sorry, were you sleeping?”
“This was never right.”
“You look really tired.”
“I’m out of here.”
“You need to go.”