Forever in love

if you’re wearing a bra while quarantined…………….. why

#this post sponsored by the tiny titty committee because no one with a d cup would have written this

It's time for you to start taking the necessary steps to become that version of yourself that you can't stop dreaming about.

That’s her Uber

Holy shit this may actually work

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask

because they wanted to

let guys be intimate friends 2k17

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

P90 Rex