i'm waiting for aliens to abduct me

teasing in public to watch you suffer till we get home >

bring back dry humping and making out for hours

it is my hope and dream that everyone on tumblr can go outside and visit a gay bar or go to a queer event and see that our community is very beautiful and very diverse and that half the internet discourse isn’t real

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

resting your head on their stomach while they play with your hair… the intimacy…. the tenderness…… peak romance

sundays are for breakfast in bed and multiple orgasms and no one can tell me otherwise

In the mood to finger someone’s daughter in the bathroom at a family dinner and make her taste herself on my fingers before coming out again acting like nothing happened

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]