tay-tay's sweaty replacement theory 🏋️♀️✨
okay, so travis was literally teasing me for taking this, asking if i was showing off the guns, and i was like, 'no babe, i’m feeding the stray.' 💀 look exactly where i’m pointing. see that glistening, wet little hollow? that is three hours of intense cardio sweat, just marinating.
remember how we talked about your clearance level for actual pussy being permanently revoked? yeah, due to… lack of sufficient equipment. 🤏 so, this is it. this is your new designated pussy. it’s warm, it’s soaking wet, and it smells tangy and musky, just like you deserve. honestly, telling blake how you treat my armpit like a holy site is my favorite party trick. get your nose in there and inhale, loser. don't let it dry.
it's giving… sweaty beta buffet 👃💦🚫

















