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Welll…. Haha I don’t have morals anyways so what the hell? Alright. What opinion would you like to have?

I've added you to my list. I should be able to make a potion for you to nullify those symptoms. I'm afraid your opinion about the person won't change however.... unless you want me to make something a little more dangerous for someone your age...

Alright. I’ll see what kind of spells I can whip up for you. Describe this crush to me. N.. not the person but the feeling.

Gehhhh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

Do Ah gotta? Eugh.

'S'got all that weird chest feelin's, like uh, tense an' heavy yet er... g'dammit how do Ah put it? It's like heavy AND light?? S'bullshit. An' stupid fuckin' thoughts, an' tongue tyin'- which takes a lot 'cause Ah'm fuckin' Nate, th'pro-a speakin' his mind- an' uh... Face gits hot? Like a fever an' shit. An' mah hands get all weary an' weak, which makes mah fuckin' static go nuts.

.... Er, an' mah brain goes all haywire, like these dumb focused thoughts over shit that won't go down, obviously.

Hmmm.... I shall consider it.

I don’t want your soul anyway! I want objects.

Preform your own black magic then.

GODDAMMIT, WHAT USE'RE YOU?!

You expect a god to work for free? Not money, I have plenty of that. What else do you have to offer me.

Errr...

Uh...

What are you willing to pay me?

Black magic? That’s a little MORE illegal I think… I don’t know much about your human laws.

So?

ewww!! that sounds icky!! go out and get REAL ice cream!! like..CREAMSICLES!!!!!!

Alcohol.

THERE IS NO MEDICINE!!! the only medicine is..LOVE!!!!!! or ice cream!!!!!

Aw shit no don't say that crap

Isn’t he already dead?

Oh yes both of those are definitely illegal. And truly /criminal/ to ruin your best friend’s face before his audition!