( braveheart.)

“It’s very refreshing actually. Rosie Posie is an awful nickname. It’s worse than the ones I give Annette and that’s saying something. I always go through that split second amnesia and forget the  two of are related. Definitely an interesting household. I guess I probably shouldn’t be discussing this with you. The picture joke was a nice touch, though. Almost freaked me out.”

“That’s the point. ‘Supposed to be awful. --Rosie and I are only related by heart. Sadly enough I am the poor orphan boy they took in before he could talk. But that ain’t no thang. I mean I’ve already memorized the lyrics from how many times she’s done it-- but it’s good to be in denial about some things.”

“I’m telling you bro, I don’t know what’s going on but this girls are i n s a n e. I mean, I’m not complaining. I’m all for it, girl power and everything, it just catches me off guard sometimes. Just yesterday Rose told me she’d give me the best shag of my life. I just stood there. Like, what was I even supposed to say?”

“I know right! It’s like the world switched gender roles or something.--My Rosie Posie said that? Oh jeez. I guess that explains the pictures she has of you. I mean she has a huge one that she sings One Direction songs to. It’s adorable.”