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I have a good mashed potato recipe I want you to try....
Ohh cool! Mashed potatoes!! Send it my way please! 🤗
Here.
Attachment: Mashed potato recipe
picture of red chaos tied up in Warden's basement inside
What the FUCK.
Where is he?! Warden what did you DO!!?!
I'm just feeding him, you know how it is with dogs
Let him go.
FUCK. I’ll do anything.
If you let Siren, Jester and Nemesis go, I'll consider it.
Otherwise, I'll just break some more of his fingers... good thing I have a healer, right? That means I can do it over and over and over and over and over again :)
I… Yes. I will. I think I might be able to have them out in the next 72 hours or so. If… fuck. Just be patient with me. I need to figure out how I’m going to do this.
Even if it costs me everything as a hero. Just… stop. Don’t hurt him. Please.
72 hours? Well, if he manages to survive by then. He's been fainting a lot during our sessions recently.
Fuck. STOP. Jesus Christ.
Kill him and I kill Jester. Red Chaos is the only good thing I’ll leave behind in this world. There is nothing else in this universe that I have to lose.
Just… Fuck.
I’m agreeing to betray the Hero Commission outright for you, in order to break them out. But I need time. Just give me at least 48 hours. They’ll be free. I swear it.
There won't be any betrayal needed. After all, we also want Red Chaos out of the Warden's tight, vicious grasp. We handle our prisoners with care while considering ethical and health concerns. We will gather our best heroes to hunt the warden down and save Red Chaos from his own undoing.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
fuck, marry, kill
red chaos, dream, jester
I apologise for being late.
This is a very complicated question... it's an unknown fact, but I do see Jester like a son, so I can't fuck or marry him. I cannot kill him either because, well, he's my son..... This is difficult.
Well, I will kiss Jester on the forehead like a father does, to show my fatherly love and all.
Kill Red Chaos. Murder him. Listen to him screaming for mercy.
All that is left is to marry Dream... I suppose.... well....
At least he wouldn't be married to Siren then.
As much as I—and I cannot believe that I’m saying this— hate to say it, I would absolutely marry Siren over you.
Per L'Manberg law, marriages between honorable citizens and traitors are forbiddened. We will internally discuss this matter with Dream and make sure that he doesn't repeat this mistake.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
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I wasn’t even gonna get married though. 🥺
You should be more aware of how your words affect your public image. One of the reasons we had to make this account is becauss of your recent suspicious activities surrounding the villain Siren.
@catmanwastaken Urgent meeting at 9. Do not miss it. We need to talk some things out.
Yooooo dude, I read your bio. You’re saying our heroes are all lying to us, but what are they lying about. You gotta be more specific duuuude.
-civilian stoner (please don’t tell the heroes ‘cause I’m not sure if it’s still illegal and shit man).
Hello Civillian Stoner,
You can see some information about it by just scrolling. However, I do need to express a grievance with the fact that my account doesn't have enough information readily available. It seems that I have focused on some more irrelevant and idiotic arguments than actually helping the common folk with this account. My apologies.
I will try my best to explain it in a way that you could understand in your current state. Off the top of my head, here are the things that the hero commission has done:
Lied about the full scope of things they have done and will continue doing
Media manipulation in an attempt to twist certain events in their favor
The lack of freedom of speech needed for anyone to express their true opinion
A non-democratic government lead by the ones our people never chose
Said people are fully unknown to the public. You could count Schlatt as a known figure, but there are many more people behind the curtain pulling the strings
Hiding evidence of Schlatt's manipulative and abusive behavior towards many of his peers. Trust me, most of the heroes despise him, but have to hide it behind tight-lipped smiles
Hiding the true history of L'Manberg and manipulating the history books
Locking everyone who slightly disagrees with them up in Pandora's vault (as well as locking up the ones with powers they feel threathen them just a little)
Giving Red Chaos a job and money
The program for "gifted kids", which takes homeless children from the street and brainwashes them into working for the state
Said children usually become enforcers- mindless, robotic drones that have haid their mental capacity reduced to merely following the commission's orders without question
The ones that don't end up fighting the influence of the Mark for the rest of their lives
Said mark is an amalgamation of the God mark of XD, which is flawed and unstable. It is woven into the necks of every child that comes in touch with the program.
The blatant hybridphobia that is still normalised and encouraged to this day. The govrenment does absolutely nothing to protect their most vunreable, which forces some of them into hiding undergound, never to see the light of day again, just to survive. Others that stay above often live in poverty, ostracised by the non-hybrids
These are just some that I can remember on the top of my head. If you have any questions about the more specific things, feel free to ask me again.
I won't snitch on your substance abuse but please, for the sake of your own health and well-being, try to stay clean.
Citizens, the information presented here is a falsified statement of a known terrorist and murderer. In L'Manberg we pride ourselves for allowing independent media to thrive in our city. The stories of our heroes are written from an unbiased perspective of our beloved journalists, and they show just how a model citizen should strive to act. Once again, you should trust the people protecting you over the villains opressing you.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
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I have a good mashed potato recipe I want you to try....
Ohh cool! Mashed potatoes!! Send it my way please! 🤗
Here.
Attachment: Mashed potato recipe
picture of red chaos tied up in Warden's basement inside
What the FUCK.
Where is he?! Warden what did you DO!!?!
I'm just feeding him, you know how it is with dogs
Let him go.
FUCK. I’ll do anything.
If you let Siren, Jester and Nemesis go, I'll consider it.
Otherwise, I'll just break some more of his fingers... good thing I have a healer, right? That means I can do it over and over and over and over and over again :)
A reminder that torture is illegal in many ways and that citizens are forbiddened from practicing it. Only the Hero Commission can do so in cases that contribute to the safety of our citizens. Red Chaos should be placed into our custody, and afterwards, in the Vault.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
Chat is soup supposed to breath?
I have no idea. What type of soup is it?
Anyways @goopyhumanguy has been teaching me a lot about cooking. You should shoot them a dm.
(I also have a spaghetti lesson coming up with @dont—blink and @chaoticbeegremlin tonight too. Maybe I’ll try and remember to ask for you while I’m there).
Well it was supposed to be potato and leak soup but I'm not sure anymore
OH DEATH ITS ON FIRE NOW
MY SINK IS ON FIRE??
Then put out the fire?!?
IM TRYING
Do you not have a fire extinguisher?!
MY FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS ON FIRE??!??
FUCK. HOW?!?!
Screw it. Call 911 emergency services. Are any of your colleagues in the house with you? Or should I message them?
In case of a fire, call 195 and a hero in your vicinity will show up as soon as possible to help out any citizen.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
'I asked AI' well I asked Dream and he told me I had to leave him alone or he'd take out another restraining order against me for repeated harassment of a public figure
We are not the same.
About that. Please stop signing the documents my people served you as “Dirty Crime Boy.” Your unserious and belligerent behavior is holding up proceedings.
Any court documents signed by a person refusing to use their legal name is classified as forgery and punishable by law. If legal documents have any trace of irregularity in them, the person signing them will be charged with a fine. If this offence keeps repeating, the person will be monitored with an ankle bracelet, as well as followed by Enforcers. This is all to assure comfort and safety in our city.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
FWD: Marketing and Legal Department
Given a bizarre new rumor that has recently started circulating: we thought it would be best to not make our scheduled 4/20 post (legalization announcement) at this time.
We are still trying to get to the bottom of this. My agent will be in touch.
For now, marijuana is still (officially) criminalized until further notice.
The Hero Commission would like to remind you that Marijuana, as well as many other drugs, are still banned per L'Manbergian law. Punishments for these criminal offences range from fines to imprisonment in the Vault.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
fuck, marry, kill
red chaos, dream, jester
I apologise for being late.
This is a very complicated question... it's an unknown fact, but I do see Jester like a son, so I can't fuck or marry him. I cannot kill him either because, well, he's my son..... This is difficult.
Well, I will kiss Jester on the forehead like a father does, to show my fatherly love and all.
Kill Red Chaos. Murder him. Listen to him screaming for mercy.
All that is left is to marry Dream... I suppose.... well....
At least he wouldn't be married to Siren then.
As much as I—and I cannot believe that I’m saying this— hate to say it, I would absolutely marry Siren over you.
Per L'Manberg law, marriages between honorable citizens and traitors are forbiddened. We will internally discuss this matter with Dream and make sure that he doesn't repeat this mistake.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I suppose that I need to feed Siren while he’s here in my custody. 😞
Anyone wanna suggest recipes?
Per L'Manberg Law, villains are only to be fed with raw potatoes.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
FWD: Marketing and Legal Department
Given a bizarre new rumor that has recently started circulating: we thought it would be best to not make our scheduled 4/20 post (legalization announcement) at this time.
We are still trying to get to the bottom of this. My agent will be in touch.
For now, marijuana is still (officially) criminalized until further notice.
Thank death, I thought I had to find something MORE illegal to do for a second
We will remind our citizens that breaking the law is punishable by imprisonment in the Vault.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
GUYS DREAM STILL HAS HIS CREDIT CARD ON THIS PHONE
I'm going to buy so much bootleg red chaos merch
As per our official stance, we don't support buying bootleg merchandise of our favorite heroes, due to its low quality and ethical concerns. All hero merch is available on www.heroes.lmb.
Thank you for your continuous support of the Hero Commission.
