Herm

TikTok kinda feeling like Facebook these days

Idk man something about cheap concerts and not living in a surveillance state might be nice

ADHD meds will give the best day of your life and then leave you emotionless when it’s all done

Man FUCK Chris Brown and FUCK Finchel

Following people back on insta who I unfollowed ages ago when I was being a cunt and then them accepting my follow request within minutes is making me want to unfollow them again. Like just give me a fucking moment to sit with the fact I had to refollow u before u shove back in my face PLEASE

Would Cowboy Carter had happened if GaGa didn’t do Joanna?

Just breathed in a bug, hopefully will give me my spiderman arc. Look out for Bugbitch flying over your neighbourhood

I don’t really want to become a tobacco dependent alcoholic but I’m not seeing any other options so…

Would we have gotten Cowboy Carter if Lady Gaga didn’t do Joanne? Genuine question guys

Imagine being the reason for “Never Too Much” and you can’t even tell people bc of your sexuality, I’m not sure id be able to contain my ego even to avoid being the victim of a hate crime 😭

I would maintain my current boob size if my nipples weren’t a flight risk anytime I wear a tank top

I’m overly entertained by my own TikTok reposts

Idk. Monthly I get these urges to go away, eat only what’s necessary to keep me alive and do nothing but walk and think. Luteal phase goes crazy

What I like about the world is that me being chopped is actually everyone’s problem but mine. You’re all being assaulted by my looks not me, stay safe, avoid me in the streets, peace & love.

Zayn in drag truly had me fooled. As a kid I genuinely thought they just left him out of the video, didn’t find out until I was well into my teens bruh