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Children are a marginalized class of persons, and joking about killing them isn't funny.

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cheaphalloweencostume

i have to butt mog some zoomers

cheaphalloweencostume

lo and the spirit compelled me to suffer the zoomers with mine own splendid ass, and to mog the children of men, that they might know the greatness of my hinderparts and thus may know fear🙏🏻

ptr-sqloint

no great deed is commemorated here

ptr-sqloint

yesss!!! you understand the vision

mossworm

I’m sorry sir

mykindofcrazy

All I can think about is this picture someone shared of a wolf spider they found while watering their yard. It’s the most pathetic looking spider I’ve ever seen

He looks like he’s crying cuz he got wet 🥺

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constellama

you get what I’m saying, don’t you?

theajnabi

this feels a little TOO accurate

amomentwiser

Before I watched NBC's Hannibal I would see GIFs on Tumblr with subtitles like "I gave you a child, if you recall," and "Is your social worker in that horse?" and assume they were joke memes, like incorrect quotes or imagines for comedic effect. But every single time it turned out to be canon, and every single time I was flabbergasted to be proven wrong about the most batshit, "only an unhinged fanfic writer could have come up with this" level of lore.

The last straw was when people wouldn't stop going on about "slutty little Will Graham" and how he was practically asking for it and I thought, "I know we love our MLM ships on this here website but sometimes you guys just read too much into things. I know Hugh Dancy's handsome but it is simply physically impossible to 'seductively' lean against a ladder --

And then I saw it and was like, oh.

Wow. Boy was I wrong. Like he really just... did... that. Huh.

Ran his hands up and down the wood and everything. In a way that can only be described as stroking. Caressing.

And the heaving bosom? So unnecessary. Like, there's only so much I can defend.

And I had to accept that for once, even the thirstiest people in the fandom were not exaggerating. There really is no other explanation for this. They could announce Omegaverse to be canon in Season 4 and the plot of seasons 1-3 would still make sense with minimal changes. (He SCENTS the AIR whenever Will walks in, for fuck's sake.)

Having watched the show now, this is my formal apology for doubting you guys. Go forth and write your smut -- honestly it can't get worse than what they've already broadcast.

karvviie

hey best friend let’s see those molars

scream-telehead

A little Arkayne for the soul

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When cis people sexually harass me sometimes I tell them I want to watch them kts so I can jack off about it and then eat their body. they usually leave me alone after that

#life hacks #darkwoke

curbledmilk

Happy Pride month from ur local idiots

theartofmadeline

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

gipercheese

more Bloodborne fanart with the choir, the atmosphere of these guys is toooo good

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curbledmilk

learnt a new phrase today

Need to visit Washington DC so i can go to the victims of communism museum. to gloat and take selfies #pwned

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