cremposting across the cosmere

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you know, it's great that renarin is explicitly autistic, but it does make for very weird reading when you're reading a chapter from another character's perspective and they're acting exactly like renarin (again, textually autistic) and then you're supposed to believe that that character is not autistic. what do you mean szeth has the exact same dilemmas over making decisions for himself and telling right from wrong and being mocked by his friends, but he's not autistic? ridiculous. especially when it's one of renarin's relatives. i mean, autism is genetic, where do you think he got it from? the man with a rigid, inflexible moral code who is incapable of talking about anything without relating it back to his favourite book? surely not

shakadolin body swap where due to a freak misuse of investiture shallan ends up in kaladin's body, adolin in shallan's, and kaladin in adolin's. shallan is being horny and taking notes. adolin is losing an argument with veil. and kaladin? well kaladin is realising other people genuinely don't have clinical depression

I feel like Wit when my friends read Cosmere books. I ask them odd questions, poking and prodding trying to figure out how much they know.

Allomancy implies the existence of Acemancy and Aromancy

*taps microphone* Steris Harms would have made an excellent Trapper on Patchi. Yes it's super dangerous but all the dangers can be anticipated and prepared for. She would thrive on Patchi. She would be best friends with Sixth of the Dusk even though most of their interactions would be just sitting quietly in roughly the same room. Sixth would be ecstatic that she comes with clear, written instructions on how to be her friend. They would say exactly three words to each other a year and have a connection so strong it makes a bondsmith feel inadequate.

these words are accepted

after finishing isles of the emberdark, i can swear all of scadrial is getting powered from vin and elend spinning in their tombs.

shards i know right? Elendel needs to hurry up and unlock space flight and get their asses out here to get the malwish back on a leash. Scadrial anywhere except for Scadrial always seem to be assholes, and as good as kelsier is at taking down an empire, he shouldn't be the one left to run its replacement.

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Most practical thing he's done in his entire existence

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The CRUSH I've had on Marsh since book one is truly concerning. He's my little princess, my sweet feral pincushion

begs the question, which are Daleks and which are cybermen do you think?

just remembered that everyone in mistborn is french and got a little sick

kelsiYAY

Except for the Lord Ruler who is English

Oh shadesmar? You mean the evil ball pit?

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