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"Hey! I’m Hercules! Maybe you’ve heard of me!? Oh! I almost forgot! What is your name?"

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unfortunate-argus started following you
"Hey! I’m Hercules! Maybe you’ve heard of me!? Oh! I almost forgot! What is your name?"

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{ Venus’ Baths in the English Gardens of Caserta }
"I cleaned those!"
"Your name is a rallying cry." Hercules
Nemsokára jönnek a görög istenek, addig is egy kis vázlat Poszeidón-ról és kis segítőiről.
Poseidon and his little marine friends.
"And are you about to call me Venus, if you insist upon our Roman names? I believe I prefer the ring of Aphrodite, to tell you the truth. Besides, the Greeks were so much more inclined towards worshiping me! While I enjoyed being portrayed alongside Ares in battle, I think I appreciate my larger amount of worshipers in Greece more."
She wrinkles her nose at such a suggestion! “Hercules! How insulting — do you believe I’d really need your assistance for such a trivial task? Come on, you can guess. What else did Hermes beg of our daddy? You can do it, it does not take much thinking!”
"No no no! Pick what you like best and I will oblige! I just like Roman parties better. And that city! It is incredible!" He gave himself a quick slap on the head,focus Herc! Focus! You slipped up!
"And uh, well to be fair, sis. Some of the stuff you have had me do is a bit... Not impressive! I cleaned your pool once! That quick little bugger has asked dad for a day off now and again, is that what you mean? You want me to take a day off and hang out with you?"

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Herakles (Hercules) and Dionysus are often associated. One myth tells of Dionysus and Herakles having an all-night drinking contest, although Herakles kept up, he fell asleep just before sunrise. For losing Herakles joined the troop of Dionysus and travelled with the god for a time, giving rise to popular motives of drunken Herakles in art. Like Dionysus, Herakles was born from Zeus and a mortal woman and constantly tormented by Hera and sent insane. This results in the death of his wife and children, a crime that can only be redeemed through the Twelve labours. During the difficult labours he ventured the world, engaging in many love affairs with women and men and siring a generation of kings. Eventually, Herakles was poisoned, which made his flesh melt from his body, in agony he built his own funeral pyre and killed himself. The fire burnt his mortality away and Herakles ascended to heaven as a divine protector of mankind. Image: Drunken Heracles from the House of Stags, Herculaneum, Italy.
From the Dionysus page on Facebook
The woman gives an exasperated sigh, pinching the bridge of her nose. “Heracles! Why must you hurt me so?! How could you forget such a request — mortals, why, even immortals, beg for such an opportunity! Even Hermes begged our daddy himself just for a chance!”
Hercules placed a hand on his hip. "Please! Call me Hercules! Rome's name for me has such a better ring, and the worshippers are much more adamant!" He nodded rapidly. "And Mercury begge- Oh! Oh. Ohhhh. You want me to carry your collection of outfits? Legends speak of its gigantic size! Mercury always has been a bit hotheaded! I am not surprised he wants to try and move it for you!"
"Maybe someone needs directions? Haha!"
"I always know where the freshest beach is Uncle! And so do you! That is your job!"
The woman snorts, folding her arms under her breasts. “You are so forgetful! And, do not refer to me as sis, when I lust for you so! You already know of your ‘chore,’ if you insist on calling it such!”
He tapped a massive finger to his bearded chin. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! But I really don't remember! And don't take it so personally! I know you lust and are passionate about jobs you want done, but I can still call you my sister!"
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"Lets go to the beach!"
"Hah! Uncle! Good one!"

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"You still haven’t done the job I’ve requested of you, Heracles! You are slacking!”
"What? Really? Can I get a reminder, sis?"
"Woah! Hey guys! I've been a bit busy, a couple lords needed some jobs done!"
❧ - A ship I have with your character.
((Hmm.. HMM. Aphrodite is a hard character to ship. I mean, LOOK AT HER. That babe is all over.
But I think Vulcan(Hephaestus)xAphro has to be my favorite, just for how sad the entire thing is. For both parties.))
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"YOU BROKE MY DAISY CHAIN! OF COURSE YOU'RE A MONSTER!"
"I don't believe I even know what that is!"
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(( You are definitely one of the most eccentric people I know! But you have proven many times that you are incredibly kind, and just generally a nice person!))

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(( I chose Hercules due to him being an easily memorable and well known character in mythology. I felt it would be the easiest to inspire a Smite community with, and well, how can you hate such a generic good guy character type?
Plus he isn't entirely popular!))
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(( I have always been super fond of autoplays on blogs, unless they aren’t music fitting to the character in the slightest…
But that is subjective too! But a good immersive autoplay is really useful when it comes to interacting with a character.))