random sentence starters: the sequel
random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.
“ wait, is that my shirt? “
“ … you collect beanie babies? in 2018? “
“ ow! now you have to kiss it better! “
“ hey , is this your phone? i found it on the table over there. “
“ is that naruto fanfiction … again? “
“ i swear to god if you tell anyone about my ao3 account i’m going to punch you right in the throat. “
“ lets go to the beach. “
“ missed me , missed me , now you have to kiss me! “
“ I SAID LET ME LISTEN TO CELINE DION IN THE DARK IN PEACE PLEASE! “
“ i can’t believe we had a whole conversation just in vine references. “
“ so, what are we binge watching tonight? “
“ i bought eight books today … please tell me to stop before i buy eight more. “
“ you fucking ignorant fucking slut! “
“ that’s just wildly inappropriate. “
“ have kids? me? don’t make me laugh. “
“ just leave … just … just leave. “
“ anD HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST! “
“ whoa , whoa , whoa …….. whoa , there bucko! “
“ what do you mean you don’t believe in dinosaurs?! “
“ have you lost your mind because i’ll help you find it! “
“ what you looking out there for? jesus could walk through those doors and he wouldn’t be able to help you! “
“ i have a crush on someone out of my league , please help me level up. “
“ impromptu dance party? “
“ so , you didn’t get to be what you wanted to be when you were younger? “
“ i wanna have 100 kids so i can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend. “
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