”ᵇᵘᵗ ʷᵉ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ＴＯＧＥＴＨＥＲ                                               ʷʰᶤᶜʰ ＣＵＲＳＥ ᶤˢ ʷᵒʳˢᵉ?”

                            ”ᵇᵘᵗ ʷᵉ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ＴＯＧＥＴＨＥＲ                                               ʷʰᶤᶜʰ ＣＵＲＳＥ ᶤˢ ʷᵒʳˢᵉ?”

                He’s a bit of a bleeding heart, but he doesn’t do it for any reason other than he likes to help people.  He’s actually good at this; helping people, especially kids.  He doesn’t take in more than four at a time, and given that he’s single, running this house on his own, he doesn’t think he can handle more.  He wants every single one of them to find a permanent home, or he’ll provide it until they turn 18 or get replaced (which he fights, every single time).  

Lips parted as she stared at the man. She was trying to analyze his words to see if he was lying; because she didn’t believe             his              words.

          ❝ School was fine. ❞

The less interaction the better. She learned to detach herself from new families because she  would only leave in a matter of weeks anyway.

two winners will get 50 to 100 icons of their fc in the style they chose. Ends tomorrow at 2:30 PM. PSD for said icons will be avaiable upon request. Here are some examples: 

“Fine! I don’t wanna play your dumb little game anyway.”

“We didn’t know it was the best idea until the other ideas turned out to be terrible.”

“We all said things we didn’t mean.”

“You did not mean that. It sounded very insincere as I remember.”

“If it’s our best idea, why did we leave it for last?”

“I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face!”

“That’s what I love about you. All your sad stories.”

“We’ll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?”

“You should know when you hold hands with me, you’re holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten.”

“It’s like a huge miniature golf course!”

“Your ass is grass. And I’m gonna mow it.”

“No one’s in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.”

“Why are we watching a movie with a fake shark when we could be out watching the real fake shark?”

“Great. Now my candy tastes like guilt.”

“Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know where bagels go.”

“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”

“You don’t want to mess with _____. She’ll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

“Oh my God, I ruined the car!”

“If you think about it, any box could have vibrators in it.”

“You’re supposed to love each other, not kill each other!”

“Don’t have a crap attack!”

“Time for the charm bomb to explode.”

“I did a booze cruise through your living room!”

“Alright girls! Go girls!”

“I had the video game company take your game away because I love you.”

“Wow. I need to exercise.”

“If you’re not real, then how come I feel this way?”

“Push her in a lake.”

“I just can’t stop banging things down here, the acoustics are great.”

“That wasn’t me! No, no, it wasn’t me.”

“I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings.”

“That’s the song I wanna lose it to. Mm-mm-mm.”

“Also, if boys had uteruses they’d be called duderuses.”

“Ow, ow! That one hurt.”

“It’s like the time you took away the credit card from me when I was ordering all those porcelain babies.”

“I will punch YOU!”

“You gotta just push ‘em right out there and if they fall flat, then that’s them.”