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Remy: i find you to be insane.
Remy: ew henry. why would you tell me to imagine things like that? now i can't get it out of my head.
Remy: i'd put you before a free day at a buffet and i got to say, that's a big deal for me. well, i guess it's a good thing that i'm perfectly a-okay with sticking around for a few years to learn. dangerous isn't all what it's cracked up to be. it's kind of scary sometimes. like remember before we were dating and we hooked up that one night? i was scared shitless that it was going to mess everything up bc wow that was ridiculously impulsive. but everything turned out okay so i guess it's not too bad.
Henry: i'm perfectly sane.
Henry: because i knew it'd gross you out, and i have decided to become a practical jokester.
Henry: i feel so completely honored, remy. i feel very important and loved. really. you should be okay with it, because i'm pretty sure it'll happen. and then in a few years, you too will be a master at self restraint. i don't think anything would have been messed up either way. it was impulsive, but god, i knew i was already falling so hard for you.











