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theres music like this in the world and y’all are listening to Billie Eilish or whatever smh

Noam Chomsky is a fascinating specimen. Looks almost identical to the Biblical God Yahweh. Lives in a books closet in presumably an ice cave. Accepts every interview request with any 23 year old ponytail guy with 91 followers called like “RevolutionRenaissance w/Ajax,” is exactly as candid with Ajax as he would be with Amy Goodman. “It’s not hard to demonstrate empirically. Just one example will do. Take China.” “Oh yeah dude the stuff with China is craaaazy, yeah can you tell me more about that?” “Okay. Well. Take China for example.”

We must be prudent with recommending books, movies, even music and perhaps esp music. To me, when I say “you should check this out, Friend or Person I Know, it’s up your alley” I expect them to actually do so, actually. With music at least. There’s two kinds of music listeners. The people who just vibe out with what taste they’ve accumulated, adding something here or there on an odd whim. Then there are people like me, monsters, who will check the music out pretty instantly, and, if it’s Bad, say something like “what the fuck is this crappy shit no offense but it sounds like music for a paper towels commercial, this is shit bruh,” on the flip, if I really like it, I’ll really dive into it and get into it.

One thing you can also have done four mins ago is say

Q: will my relationship work out, will we both flourish and make for a loving supportive partnership?

You like Taylor Swift

Someone’s gonna give me $50 to see my penis

Say it with me:

Perhaps irrationally tho I will always forgive Dasha, no matter how she has Ann Coulter and Curtis Yarvin on the pod and speaks from the Dark Idiot part of the soul now’days, because, of course, of this

It’s funny Dasha Nekrasova was on Succession (playing ‘Comfrey Pellits’ lmao, and clearly phased out rather quickly when they learned her acting range was One), cos a Red Scare ep is basically what you’d get if you listened to two Tabitha-type people talking for an hour. They wish it was the wizened and tragic old world mystique of Marcia, but it’s just Tabitha. Rich girl you can buy on the private jet dating website, doing beleaguered groans and sarcasms on their ironic kitsch fainting couches inherited from Oma, 🎀⛓️aesthetic⛓️🎀-scrolling and talking out loud simultaneously in a dissociative puddle of nouveau-riche ennui. Everything is cringe when you use Joe Rogan Goop drugs to starve out the last neurons that click with consistent values about the world anyway don’t listen to this if you are not an enormous masochist. But like, please do lmao