This is me all day everyday

that wasn’t very gay rights of you

8yrs later…..Pinky is still on the market

I’m losing my mind! 💀💀💀💀💀

Glew

i just got an ad on instagram for a boob mask. it’s like a face mask, but you know, for your boobs. what in the actual fuck

gonna slather my whole body in a mask then yeet myself off the plane of existence

That would be it! Though to be fair I realize products like this do help people that have acne on their breasts, it’s just that Instagram always seems to be shoving one beauty product after the other down my throat and I’d had enough of it today.

ok but two things this has going for it: 1. the name 2. the implication that you’re going to use this as an opportunity to entice a friend into touching your boobs