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“I think it’s a talent all in its own, since I don’t really know how to do so. I’m not all that funny, even when I try to be. Well that’s what I’m here for though, remember that. I’m always only a call or a text away.”

“Yeah, you think so? And to think I was going to be a comedian before auditioning to be an idol. I’m just using those skills on you guys instead. I think you’re funny hyung but I think all of you are funny in your own ways. Of course I will, I appreciate you being around for me when I need it. I know, I’ll make sure to call or text you if I ever need to.”

I know, it keeps me up at night. Well, you deal with me because you love me and your life wouldn’t be the same without me in it! Yes, gimme the points back, please. I deserve a 10. Let’s hope we didn’t jinx that for me, shall we? Even if another rumor does spread, they’re just so fucking ridiculous at this point that someone would really have to hate me to convince themselves I did every single thing. Maybe I’ll plant one when I own some land, let the rain take care of it naturally. I’ll probably forget about it anyways. 

Does it? I don’t believe that at all. Hmm, I wonder about that sometimes but I feel you could say the same about me. I do love each and everyone of you so you aren’t wrong, my life would be boring without any of you guys. Fine, you can have them back. You have convinced me to do so plus I wasn’t going to keep them away from you anyway. If it was anyone else, that’s a different story. I’m hoping we didn’t. Yup, they are getting so out of hand. Anyone can see they are ridiculous. Exactly and I know our fans know you didn’t do so. That sounds like a good plan and it should grow fine. You’ll remember if you see an avocado growing off of it haha.

“I think it’s extremely useful when you’re in the tough industry we’re in. You guys as well as dream started very young, which is even harder. I want you to know though that you’re not alone and we’re here for you okay? So how about we meet up next week?”

“That’s true, I like being able to make someone laugh especially when their day isn’t going the best. Yeah, it’s been a lot but I somehow manage it seems. Keeping others laughing and smiling helps for me. I know and I appreciate it hyung, I really do. Sure! Next week sounds perfect, can’t wait to see you.”

My poor Kunhang, no, I’m not going to help you out. You didn’t give me a 10 and I’m holding that over your head forever. Bella would love to see you. She misses seeing all of her uncles as it is. I miss you bothering me. Never thought I’d miss it but 8 months in and here we are. I’ll be gone 9 months and jokes about my nonexistent girlfriend giving birth will surface because why not add to the ridiculous list? Definitely not worth it! Well, unless you plan on living in the same place for a long period of time. Like if you own a property? That makes sense cause you’d kinda forget about it.

So mean to me! Why do I deal with any of you again? Hmm, I don’t like that at all. I don’t want that over my head, maybe I’ll give you the other two points back. I miss her a lot! I miss her a ton and getting to give her all my love and attention. Aww, makes me happy to hear that. You will take that back once you are back. That seems likely doesn’t it. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone else came out with another ridiculous rumor about you. That’s true and I don’t think anyone really does especially at our age. Though, I still wouldn’t plant one. Just wake up one day to avocados.

Yeah, probably. Leaving you wondering is so much fuuuun. Not that you’re hard to bribe, I just don’t think those two points on the scale should be gone! I’m going to argue that until I get them back. Facetime? I can do that. It’s been a little bit since I’ve gotten to Facetime anyone as well so maybe be honored to be the first in a long time. I do. I don’t mind having you around me at all. I know I won’t leave any of you alone when I get to be back with you all. I have months of nagging to make up for. “An avocado tree can take up to 15 years” WHAT? Why so long? I could have kids by then! How do we have an endless supply of them when they take so long to grow? Damn. I got questions now.

Wow, not even gonna help me out. I feel offended here. You just want to be an overachiever here and have all the points. If I do that for you, I will have to do so for the others as well. I know they’d find out what I did, they pay attention to me too much. We’ll see how well that works. Yup! I wanna Facetime and you can see Bella as well. I will feel very honored, I’ll end up rubbing it in everyone else’s faces. I’m glad, I miss bothering you. That’s fine by me, bother me all you want when you get back. You do, I got months of jokes and teasing to use on you. That’s too long, would never take my time to plant one of those ever. It’s not worth it at all. I’d forget about it. They must do something or use science. I’m going with that.

“You seem to be the moodmaker for sure in your group. I think in NCT 127, It’s definitely either Yuta or Jungwoo that set the mood for the whole group. Though I think we have quite a few of those which is nice, it helps lighten things up. Sometimes it’s a good thing to be a pain, remember that. I look forward to it.”

“I do, my comedic skill are useful for that honestly. Yeah, they both are good at that, I don’t hang out with them enough either. I gotta change this at some point. Of course, the more moodmakers, the better in my eyes. I know, the other WayV members appreciate it even if they act like they don’t. I do as well, got a lot to fill you in on hyung. You’ll be caught up in the world of Hendery.”

Yeah, but how many of us mean it? I will mean it and stick to it. I cannot believe I have to bribe you to get those points back! However, I’m willing to compromise. What do you want from me? Well, I have a little more time to myself before you try and attach yourself to me like a spider-monkey. We’re both kinda lanky though, no? Maybe it’d be like a sloth on a tree. Good, good. I’m going crazy, I think. I started taking up gardening and do you know how long it takes to grown an avocado tree? I’m wasting my time. 

Hmm, you are gonna make me wonder now. Will you? You act like I’m hard to bride, I’m pretty easy here. Fine, I will deal with a compromise. That’s a good question, not much I can get besides maybe you should facetime me later so I can see your face. It’s been too long! You know you miss it when I attach myself to you! Ten and Xiaojun will probably be happy once you are back since they get most of it at the moment. Sloth to a tree sounds about right haha. I’m hoping things change soon so you can be around us. I mean, that might take some time. You should do plants that don’t seem to take forever.

“Yeah I think it’s great when you have a group that just gets along well. For some reason all of NCT does, even during our fights. The fights never seem to last long, we just care for each other too much you know? Sounds like a plan to me! I look forward to it.”

“It is, I swear I enjoy spending time with everyone and the fights I have don’t last. I try to bring the mood up when I can if I sense any negative mood with anyone. We really do, I just like being a pain at times. I do as well, expect me to talk your ear off.”

I… ouch, you really hurt my heart, you know that? Give me the other two points back. Yes, I’m whining about it now. Haha, poor Ten! You know you adore him. Once I do come back, you’re going to want to get rid of me again and you know it. My lips are sealed. What have you been up to then? Been good? 

I feel all of you have said that to me at some point. Hmm, what’s in it for me? Maybe I can be bribed to give them to you. I do but he doesn’t need to know that at all. Nope, I won’t. I’ll come attach myself to you instead of Ten or Xiaojun. Good, I don’t wanna know what he’d do if he knew I said that. Nothing, just hanging around. Surprisingly yes, I’ve been good at the moment.

“It just happens when you’re in a certain subunit, you wind up with them the most. Yes though, we have a lot of catching up to do between us. Hm, how about lets go for lunch or dinner next week?”

“It does, I would say I’m tired of seeing their faces but I’m afraid one of them will come after me haha. We do, I miss when you, me and Johnny did things together. Yes, let’s do that. I’ll be free to do so.”

“Of course I feel special, I haven’t seen you in ages. I’d love to spend time together, you can catch me up on everything in your life. Does that sound good to you?”

“Just what I wanted you to feel. I know, feels like I never see anyone besides the other WayV members. Let’s do so at some point, we both deserve catching each other up on our lives. It does! I gotta make someone else laugh besides the ones I see all the time."