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Kimi Räikkönen at the 2009 Malaysian Grand Prix.

keep an eye on that boy

alternatively: the makkinen custody battle

has asthma but still smokes

wears clothes that hang off of him like drapes

gave minttu a scare by texting her “we need to talk” and when she came home all worried he went “so are we getting married?”

made fun of dan for using the women’s toilet when he himself has been photographed using one

fell of his yacht after he got drunk and tried to pretend he was a javelin thrower

fell off a fence bc he got cocky and thought he was an expert

dropped his helmet during an interview like the clumsy bastard he is

calls his trainer names in finnish in hopes he won’t understand and he won’t get in trouble

his fursona is a gorilla

passed out on a sidewalk with an inflatable pool toy once

went to a strip club while drunk and decided he wanted to be a stripper too and got kicked out

called his army captain a fucking cock bc he wouldn’t let him go race

curses in finnish in his radio messages to try and be cryptic

stubbornly called seb his friend even while seb was having his “we’re not friends, we just get along” phase

arranged an all-male nudist party on his boat and made everyone shave their junk

got into a hot tub naked with cameras around and accidentally had his dick shown on tv

uses “dear wife” as a pet name instead of NORMAL pet names

went to a pizza restaurant wrapped in a blanket

refused to talk until he was over 3 years old and worried the hell out of his parents

feel free to add more, let’s celebrate his idiocy

He also once got drunk on a trip to Finland with his McLaren crew, went off alone and came back with a shaved head. Then another time with them, after his last Mclaren race in 2006, kimi and his friends broke into a terrified Marc Preistley’s room (his best friend and one of his main mechanics) in order to seek revenge for the blue dye on his gloves during the Brazilian GP.

sauber kimi's shoes

keep an eye on that boy

alternatively: the makkinen custody battle

Michael laughing at Mika for answering in Finnish at the 1994 Belgian Grand Prix. [x]

There are only two drivers: that is Mika and me [part 1]

Well, you're a brave lad, ain't you?