pastel hell

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

there's thing called wanting pillars of eternity 3 and well, me and the girls, we've gone pro

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

skillet issue

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

Fighting for my life in margaritaville