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spaghetti sauce

cookies

mistakes

salad

frozen dinner rolls

people ask if im okay because i fell asleep in a public place in the middle of the day

blue

chartreuse

white

purple

beige

claret

supple

complacent 

destitute

green

prolapsed

synonymous

knock knock, who’s there? wall

you’re ugly

we went camping

DIRT

her pants are blue

mailman 

piano tuner

dentist

cheesemaker

quality control official

furniture salesman

potentially part of an enormous conspiracy which attempted to hide their identity as the rightful heir to the throne, a conspiracy which unraveled in dramatic fashion

their head is close enough to normal-sized that a crown would probably fit on it

capable of waving at things and people

feather duster construction

the poems of brewster ghiselin

generic zoloft

the origin of the phrase “smart as a whip”

meatball recipes 

the average SAT test scores from 1980-1990

bacon

ham

pineapple

mozzarella

basil

david beckham

jk simmons

me

john green

your grandpa

the frosted flakes mascot

engaging in the middle and end, but a very slow beginning

characters have depth but low likeability except for that one guy

good jokes

the isbn has over five digits

mediocre dialogue

corn

all alliums

brussels sprouts

cauliflower

jicama

leopards

hp lovecraft

the production of ceramic mugs

a-frame houses

the healthiness of mixed breed dogs as compared to purebreds

stamp collecting