apogee.

unf. This sweet ear nectar took too too long to reach my ears. Thx Justin. Missed you.

I was supposed to get best dressed. #quekanye #missmillshadthebestoutfitsofalltime #rigged

She's a jokester. Pretending to be an Angels fan. #gogiants

You're going to be an adult someday; and if you're really unfortunate you'll be a real one. One with insurance payments, and car payments, and you will worry about people stealing your identity and fucking up your credit. Maybe you'll even get a job that took hard work and a specific degree to get. This will be a job that you are proud of, one that you genuinely love. Then you'll realize that if you had only invested in a boob job or learned how to mix a drink instead of investing in a legitimate education, you might have enough money to get the car you want, or not worry about your loan repayments. And that's adult life.

You aren't the type of thing that ceases to exist if I ignore you. You have just kept on keepin' on whilst I was away. Kudos to you and all of the depressed homebodies; all the posers; all the beliebers; and all the social cause-chasing twenty-somethings that are still here. Do TTs still exist?

Please god let me be invisible.

Apparently I'm teaching in the 1970s. I'll use my typewriter to label my label my floppys 💾.

Posin' like a poser.