when ur a racist sexist douchebag and you think its acceptable because people love ur creepy lemur eyes

do you know what tomorrow is 

This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.

With 65 shows currently planned, the stadium tour will likely gross more than $300,000,000 in ticket sales, which would put it into the top ten grossing tours of all time. For a band that’s been around for less than five years, those numbers would put One Direction in legendary company, along side U2, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Madonna, The Police and Bruce Springsteen–all bands in or bound for the rock and roll hall of fame.