I'll destroy you

"No, it was just… Out of the blue." She looked even more confused than she had before.

He smiled softer this time, leaning down to kiss her freckled cheek. "I'm sorry if I startled you. Should I not surprise you anymore?"

"Nothin’ really, just hangin’ around Zo for a while. You?"

  “Zo? Wussat? N’ m’jus’ gettin’ on with m’regular business.”

"She's a friend of mine. I like being around her. How's your regular business going?"

               ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ɪs                  ʜᴏᴘᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʙᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ                    ʜᴏᴘᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʟɪᴀʀ                      ᴀ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴀsᴇ

"Nah, you’re the first. Congrats." Cue shit-eating grin.

He just laughed, tugging his pants back on and kissing her cheek affectionately. "Well you wanted to see one. I live to please~"

He grinned, smooching her nose. “Cute, ain’t ever had a girl blush over seein’ me before.”

"Really? Have you ever pulled your pants off in front of other girls? Cause I bet that’d happen if you did it more often." She turned away again, the blush finally gone.

"Nah, you're the first. Congrats." Cue shit-eating grin.

Smirking, he grabbed her hands and pulled them off her face. “Yeah ya are, you’re blushin’ like a tomato~”

He grinned, smooching her nose. "Cute, ain't ever had a girl blush over seein' me before."

Mismatched eyes squinted at her, and he reached to poke her nose. “What, don’ tell me you’re embarrassed.”

Smirking, he grabbed her hands and pulled them off her face. "Yeah ya are, you're blushin' like a tomato~"

He huffed at her and stuck his tongue out. “It ain’t polite to assume anyways. An’ you got your wish to see a dick.”

"…" She fell silent, nodding with permanently red cheeks.

Mismatched eyes squinted at her, and he reached to poke her nose. "What, don' tell me you're embarrassed."

He frowned at her, whipping his pants off. “When are you gonna learn humans make those movies so it obviously ain’t accurate?!”

She flinched with a high pitched squeak as she jumped at the sudden movements, cheeks flushing a bright red. “Well, sorry if I offended you!”

He huffed at her and stuck his tongue out. "It ain't polite to assume anyways. An' you got your wish to see a dick."

"…" She awkwardly pursed her lips, raising a brow. "Yeah… I thought angels didn’t have no junk. Or- did Dogma lie to me?"

He frowned at her, whipping his pants off. "When are you gonna learn humans make those movies so it obviously ain't accurate?!"

Dramatic gesturing at himself.